real-life help, minus the personality transplant.
WHAT THE HELL ARE WE EATING?
Because apparently they expect dinner again.
You fed everyone yesterday. And somehow that accomplished absolutely nothing for today. Unbelievable.
This is a simple, realistic way to decide what's for dinner, keep track of what you need, and stop having the same conversation with yourself at 5:14 p.m.
WHY THIS EXISTS
NO ASPIRATIONAL MEAL-PREP NONSENSE
- Decide meals before you're hungry and angry.
- Keep the grocery stuff with the meal stuff.
- Stop mentally planning dinner 19 separate times.
- Repeat meals without feeling like you've failed some imaginary parenting competition.
- Reduce the number of times you stand in front of the refrigerator hoping it will present a solution.
THE REAL-LIFE VERSION
FED IS FED
We're not pretending every Tuesday includes roasted seasonal vegetables and homemade focaccia.
Sometimes dinner is tacos. Sometimes it's leftovers. Sometimes it's frozen pizza. Sometimes everyone eats something different and we simply decline to discuss it further.
Yes, frozen pizza counts.
QUESTIONS YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE
FAQ, BUT MAKE IT USEFUL.
Can I repeat the same meal every week?
Please do. Tuesday doesn't know.
Does takeout count?
Obviously.
What about cereal?
I am not the dinner police.
Is this digital?
Yes. This is a digital download; no physical product is shipped.
OKAY, FINE.
Let's answer the world's most annoying daily question.
Yes, frozen pizza counts.